Storm Lake, IA

Storm Lake. Land of about 10,000 human creatures at a minimum. What do these people do on their weekends? Go to Sioux City? Not to Spencer, what is even in that mall anymore? Nah, if its summer they go downtown to drink. If they are college kids they go downtown to drink, or the local parties.If it is winter, guess what they do? Downtown to drink. High school reunion? Oh yeah, excuse to knit? Hell no, drink!! However is that what small towns are all about? Hell no! Project A Waste of Money, or AWAYSIS provide a great water resort named Kings Point. The meat packing plants provide the appropriate amount of pollution for the lake. The people on the outskirts of the city limits cry so they do not have to pay taxes all of the time, even though they are Storm Lakers. Great town to grow up in and visit your family in when you move the hell away from Storm Lake.

Suzie: Hey Paco, wanna hang out at my moms house?
Paco: Where is your moms house?
Suzie: Storm Lake, IA.
Paco: Ok, as long as she is not home so we can drink.

Jannie: Mommy, lets go swim in the lake at Storm Lake, IA.
Mommy:No dear, it is infes... how about we go to Kings Pointe, it has a slide.
Jannie: Yeahhhh!!

by Lake gangsta July 22, 2011

Trippin up a storm

To make a big deal out of something really small and piss off everyone involved!

"Sorry man i can't ride with yall to the party my mom is trippin up a storm"

by her girl! July 5, 2009

Race the Storm into Port

(v.) to run into the bathroom and make it to the toilet moments before shit involuntarily spews from your anus.

That Mexican food hit all at once and I had to Race the Storm into Port.

by AeroEng July 10, 2010

Emma grace storm

BITCH

Emma grace storm is a bitch.

by Bb6961 October 16, 2020

Storm Energy Drink

An incredibly empowering energy drink that is very popular among sports people, students and basically all the top shattas in Ghana

Kofi: "That footballer has been playing incredibly well today! It must be that Storm Energy Drink I saw him drinking earlier."

Ama:"Jane been working out all week at the gym without a break. That girl is beast!"
Sarah:"Must be that Storm Energy Drink."

by funkumia January 31, 2020

poop up a storm

The act of pooping a insane inhuman-like amount.

Guy 1- Hey bro, last night I was so full I could poop up a storm!

Guy 2- Really dude? I feel bad for you.

by Hunter1213 February 18, 2017

African Snow Storm

Preform anal sex and ejaculate inside the anus. Then have the victim fart it out.

Jimmy: What did you do with the girl?
Chris: I gave her a fuckin african snow storm!
Jimmy:NICE!!!!! wait... thats nasty man...

by Crimmy Loates April 9, 2010