
A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.
by James Wisniewski August 29, 2006

Wow. I like this nail polish. I'm ganna waste my time, painting my nails, While i could be going on the computer instead!
by Your_Worst_Nightmare May 14, 2006

by adam_before_eve April 18, 2006

by ElvisLives200 September 21, 2005

Polish Toilet (croatian and serbian 'poljski zahod', 'poljski wc'), a type of composting toilet sitting in the backyard or a garden of a country or weekend house. Typically made of wood and used to top-up the soil fertility. Usually placed outside of lights reach, requiring valor and night vision in order to be used after dark.
After reading Bram Stoker's Dracula and having lemonade, I have to pee badly, but it's pitch black, and we only have a polish toilet.
by Greenpeaz July 22, 2017

A polish purse is any plastic bag, generally from a grocery store, that old polish woman use as a substitute to actually owning a real purse.
Can also be used to refer to any plastic bag of this sort.
Can also be used to refer to any plastic bag of this sort.
Hey dude, do you have something I can borrow to carry home this massive porn collection?
Yeah man, let me go grab a polish purse out of the kitchen!
Yeah man, let me go grab a polish purse out of the kitchen!
by DumbCollegeKids September 13, 2011
