'splodite
"one who 'splodes".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"one who 'splodes".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
STUDIO: "...and we're crossing live now to NewsCam Bob for the afternoon freeway status. Good afternoon Bob"
BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.
This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"
BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.
This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
Get the 'splodite mug.'splodinites are followers of The Church of 'splodinity. They are proponents of or believers in this higher force or entity.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Great 'sploder, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Great 'sploder, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"I'm such a 'splodinite I have a sticker on my car that says 'splodinite pride"
"...Yeah?"
"Yeah. With a little exploding fish next to it."
"You 'splodinites sure love your 'splosions"
"...Yeah?"
"Yeah. With a little exploding fish next to it."
"You 'splodinites sure love your 'splosions"
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
Get the 'splodinites mug.A village located in remote southern russia, where the infamous kenyan mafia are based. And romour has it, that chuck norris is in hiding there, from MI5. The mafia rule the village, but a rebel alliance has formed to try and overthrow the mafia.
A typical rebel is a bit of a badman and wears nothing but badger skins sewn together to form a terroist - like outfit. they travel in groups of exactly seven and ride mini motorbikes painted either pink or yellow. they live in holes dug into the floor using only spoons.
the village is full of crime and reported gay rape. no one is yet to adventure there properly apart from one member of the SAS who got lost on a mission trying to nuke russia.
it is considered a dump, and there is nothing to do there apart from get raped by the kenyan mafia and then shot by the badman rebels.
A typical rebel is a bit of a badman and wears nothing but badger skins sewn together to form a terroist - like outfit. they travel in groups of exactly seven and ride mini motorbikes painted either pink or yellow. they live in holes dug into the floor using only spoons.
the village is full of crime and reported gay rape. no one is yet to adventure there properly apart from one member of the SAS who got lost on a mission trying to nuke russia.
it is considered a dump, and there is nothing to do there apart from get raped by the kenyan mafia and then shot by the badman rebels.
Person1: did you hear that chuck norris is hiding in speldhurst?
person2: who would want to go to speldhurst?
person1: chuck norris
person2: who would want to go to speldhurst?
person1: chuck norris
by georgewozere March 13, 2011
Get the Speldhurst mug.To be sold something that later proves to be worth a fraction of the price it was originally purchased.
Derives from when Chelsea bought Fernando Torres from Liverpool for £50,000,000 in 2011.
Derives from when Chelsea bought Fernando Torres from Liverpool for £50,000,000 in 2011.
So you bought a second hand iPod off eBay and a week later it dies as soon as you turn it on? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny there son.
So you bought a Ford KA at an auction and it's falling to bits the minute you take it round the block? Mate, you've been sold a tranny, as they say everywhere.
So you bought a world-class centre-forward and it turns out he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny, no argument!
So you bought a Ford KA at an auction and it's falling to bits the minute you take it round the block? Mate, you've been sold a tranny, as they say everywhere.
So you bought a world-class centre-forward and it turns out he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny, no argument!
by afsfs June 5, 2011
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by fatbaldguy June 11, 2011
Get the spodangulous mug.When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.
by Fraddence December 9, 2012
Get the Splodering mug.A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.
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