Splish

A phrase that can only be used once a month for just about anything. Men have dubbed Splish as 'The God Word' and even 'Einstiens Law of Everything'. Invented in East London in 2008 by Nate and Dan the word has quickly gained international recognision for it flexible usage and devestating blow to the human Psych, with one holy man demanding that it be featured in all holy scripture as the term had the ability to heal the dead.

WARNING over usage of the word splish may cause heat failure, liver disease, face cancer, diahorria, broken limbs, athletes foot, death and STD's

Combine Splish in any phrase, sentance or state on its own

by NateDoDoubleG May 3, 2011

splash brother

Usually, a hot, three point shooting specialist that lifts up the middle, ring, and pinkie finger. Be careful, don't do that in Brazil!

Man he is my splash brother, he can SHOOT THE ROCK!!

by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite March 12, 2015

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

slosh (sloshin) around

When a guy or girl decides to go crazy or on a "skin spree". To slosh around the person can take these three simple steps:
1. get drunk
2. make themself look "easy"
3. hook up with crazy numbers of people.

People say others were sloshin around instead of stateing the obvious that they were actualyy being a slut or man-whore.

Hey krista what you do all weekend, heard you were sloshin around?

Hey bys what ye goin at the weekend, slosh (sloshin) around?

Yes ba, all ye did at the party was slosh around.

by lernn October 30, 2008

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010