"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016

by Kanye for office January 17, 2022

A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.
by MillyMay August 26, 2015

When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.
by Wilkigle June 27, 2019

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?
by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

by Flannel working hard March 20, 2019

“To pull a Lockdown Special”: The action of undertaking a photograph, video call or conference appearing on-camera as fully clothed and appropriately dressed, despite not wearing appropriate (or any) clothing on the lower body which is out-of-view.
A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
“Jonathan pulled a Lockdown Special yesterday. He stood up to open the window and we all saw more than we hoped for.”
by myrightnut May 22, 2020
