social spam

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

by donkeycum April 25, 2003

where the spam

The word spam, in this case, is not used to make refference to the almighty wonder of questionable food that is Spam, but rather a substitute for a curse word.
This phrase is usually used by an individual who is questioning a location but is also looking to cut back on their swearing.
Other similar phrases included 'what the spam' 'who the spam' 'why the spam' and ' how the spam'

e.g.
girl 1: I think we're lost...
girl 2: Where the spam are we?!

boy: Dude... what the spam are you wearing?

by crap_weasel September 8, 2006

sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

Spam account

A spam account (or finsta) is an account that you use to post fun things that don't match your main account theme. Most people post memes, funny selfies, or good food, etc. Typically only your friends follow you.

Sally: Can you send me the picture of us that u posted on your spam account?
Todd: Yea of course! It's a pretty goofy picture of us.

by Justthatboywholovestheworld April 5, 2019

spam

anything that really sucks

"That nasty canned garbage must be Spam."

by r0bby November 22, 2003

Poop Spamming

To write poop over and over again in a chat or email to annoy friends.

Rokr23: Duuude what was tonight's hw?
DvaGina: POOOOOOP POOOOOOP PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Rokr23: Stop poop spamming me!!!

by Disappear101 June 12, 2009