September 9

National break ur dress code day

teachers: why is everyone breaking the dress code
students: it's September 9th...

by kooperkirsch September 3, 2021

10 September

Those born on 10 sept are usually beautiful and do not do work unless told to do so! Defy this meaning and be hardworking!!

Why isn’t she doing her work? Oh she is born on 10 September!

by nayna nesha February 28, 2021

September 15

The day the stupidest funniest dumbest bitch was born.

Guy 1: yo! When’s yo girls birthday.
Guy 2: September 15!
Guy 1: umm

by Siana mae February 21, 2021

14 september

14 september is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born (20+cm) It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on September 14!

Hell yee thats a big cock, 14 september? am i right?

by HellyeVictor December 2, 2019

September 1

today is national ask to touch a boys fingernail day

Ayden: hi wats up
Charlotte: Can I touch your fingernail
Ayden: what?
Charlotte: its September 1

by suck ma toes November 6, 2019

September 27

National tell your mom that she’s a bitch day!

Hey mom you such a bitch!!! love u ;) september 27

by King Jacob The Third October 17, 2020

September 11

National kiss ur gf day.

September 11

by Charli grant September 11, 2021