Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 18, 2010

SAM

AN EXTRA ASS BITCH.

"SAM! WHY ARE YOU SO EXTRA"
"IDK I WAS BORN THAT WAY"

by 2FLYKRISTY June 28, 2016

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017

sam

Sam is usually know as a bit of a narcissist. she always wants things to go her way. she wants people to compliment everything she does. EVERY topic turns into a past life experience of hers. and no matter want you say she will try to give a history lesson to make her seem smarter than you. She is also known to be a bit of a down it all that won't shut up.

friend 1: ugh I met this really annoying narcissist today.
friend 2: was her name Sam?
friend 1: yeah how did you know.

that new girl Sam is kinda a bitch

Sams are the worst.

by the girl who hates sam June 4, 2018

Sam

Sam is an unloving, mean, man whore. He can be nice sometimes but most of the time he is a complete asshole. He only has a couple friends and is very selfish, that is why no one likes him.

Person 1: ugh sam can be such a man whore sometimes!

Person 2: omg i know right!!

by sela_klein June 28, 2019

Sam

A geezer who fucks his 12 year old girlfriend on the daily even though he is 17

Clive- Oi Sam wanna play ten pin bowling
Sam- Nah I'm busy. My girlfriend who is 12 is coming over for some slurp time
Clive- That's borderline pedophilia, are you a pedophile

Sam- Nah although I'm looking at the age of 11 next

by Cooneyes May 20, 2019