redcone syndrome

when you think of beating somebody up when you have just met them and are talking to them a mental moment of crazyness of what if
when you are speaking to your new girlfriends parents and you think what happened if i just hit her dad in the face you would say to your friend i have just had a case of "redcone syndrome"
by B-Trix aka (lee) July 11, 2008
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sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.
Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week
by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019
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Mauga Syndrome

When a person ( Especially male) refuses to accept that his partner is fraught of red flags.
When confronted by his friends they keep repeating the phrase "She ain't like other girls".
This word has it India, and is predominantly used to deride men who are "blindly in love".
I had warned him about his girlfriend, the very day i met her, but he didn't listen to me as he was suffering from Mauga Syndrome.
by Khandu June 13, 2023
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baggyballbag-syndrome

A terrible disease which is not contagious, therefor inherited at birth. It's deadly yet arousing symptons include thinning of the scrotum and sagging of the scrotum. It can however be contracted by transexuals if they injest excessive amounts of homeless people. There is no found cure for this disease at this present time, however it can temporarily be prevented by ironing the scrotum daily on a high heat.
dude Derek's mum told me he has baggyballbag-syndrome!!! I feel so bad for him should we buy him a new iron?
by sir ball-bag-alot December 22, 2010
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jojo syndrome

a reference to jojo's bizarre adventure; when a character is too muscular and/or physically matured for their actual age, mostly applies to male or masculine characters.
"oh dang, that kid's actually 15 in the show?? he has some serious jojo syndrome!"
by muttilation August 04, 2019
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Lympus Syndrome

Symptoms include a "room temperature" IQ and incessant giggling. Sometimes mistaken for the village idiot.
The guy giggling all day is suffering from Lympus Syndrome.
by Y-7-9er February 08, 2013
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Bown's Syndrome

Chronic lateness which happens every time the sufferer prepares to leave the house.
"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have Bown's Syndrome so it's not my fault."
by And Parasols October 23, 2013
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