Shrek Ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands
by TRANSPORTCOP May 06, 2020
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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide
NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.
by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 08, 2018
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Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
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Anti-shrek

A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.
Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"
by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016
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Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019
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The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022
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