Shitty Bud

The shit that you buy.
The shit that nobody wants, but smokes it anyway.
The shit that's shit.
Shitty bud.

Look in your bowl, now look at me, back at your bowl. You wish that I was in it, but I'm not. There's shitty bud in there and I'm the best of weeds.

by Nigga Tard December 30, 2011

Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.

Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.

by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021

shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.

Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?

by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019

Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse

C'mere shitty bags

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Shitty Titties

1. Alternative curse word

Shitty Titties!

by SlipNdip_69 March 8, 2020

Shitty Bus

When you take the most atomic, deadly, eye-burning, nose-hair tingling, slash-slinging shit on a charter bus.

Why does my nose burn so bad?
That's the power of shitty bus, baby.

by Haleysdick December 15, 2016

Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018