Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 18, 2010

SAM

AN EXTRA ASS BITCH.

"SAM! WHY ARE YOU SO EXTRA"
"IDK I WAS BORN THAT WAY"

by 2FLYKRISTY June 28, 2016

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017

sam

Sam is usually know as a bit of a narcissist. she always wants things to go her way. she wants people to compliment everything she does. EVERY topic turns into a past life experience of hers. and no matter want you say she will try to give a history lesson to make her seem smarter than you. She is also known to be a bit of a down it all that won't shut up.

friend 1: ugh I met this really annoying narcissist today.
friend 2: was her name Sam?
friend 1: yeah how did you know.

that new girl Sam is kinda a bitch

Sams are the worst.

by the girl who hates sam June 4, 2018

SAM

Someone
Amazing at
Masturbating

I'm a real sam

by Lord and savior hentai May 20, 2018

Sam

Sam is an unloving, mean, man whore. He can be nice sometimes but most of the time he is a complete asshole. He only has a couple friends and is very selfish, that is why no one likes him.

Person 1: ugh sam can be such a man whore sometimes!

Person 2: omg i know right!!

by sela_klein June 28, 2019