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by Dmak98 September 22, 2022

Reese

<3Reese is the prettiest person I know. Her beautiful blonde hair just wows me. She is so cute in her glasses and absolutely stunning. She is my pookie and I will love her forever!! Her pretty blue eyes look like.... well i cant even explain them because they are so pretty. She is so funny and has the cutest style. And her true laugh will make you think," OMg that is the cutest laugh ever. I love my Reesy poo, Pookie, and Reese's Piece's.<3

Girl: OMG guys I think i might be gay!
Girls: WHAT!

Girl: That girl is so pretty!!!!
Random guy: SHE'S ALL MINE!!!!!

Reese means love, If you have a Reese keep her.

by Ilovemypeeps November 17, 2022

DNA Receptacle

1. Any orifice in which a man may deposit his seed.

2. Vagina. Owner not important.

3. Concubine.

Tiger Woods was not content with one DNA Receptacle.

by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009

Eating Reeces Puffs

When you give a bj to a black guy after he's done anal, getting that peanut butter chocolate flavor.

"Oh man! I love Eating Reeces Puffs!"
"Janice you dirty slut!"

by Getdunkton September 16, 2017

Cock Receptacle

Best describes a bar fly who comes in stuck up but willing to take any cock by the end of the night.

I’m going to make this Cock Receptacle’s daddy proud and then forget her name

by TwoTonBetty July 31, 2019

Slack receipt

The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.

Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.

by Cialexander April 12, 2020

the Reese Witherspoon effect

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are

"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

by vanookirby May 19, 2020