ready ready ready baby

A phrase that can only be used by Han Jisung

"Ready ready ready baby" - Han Jisung

Amazing. Everyone say thank you Han Jisung.

by yeontan December 5, 2018

Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.

Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though

by kliider August 29, 2008

Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.

Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

by VancouverDrew August 23, 2006

Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

Reading Rainbowed

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."

Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.

by 13th May 7, 2011

ready for rain

Originating in the Pacific Northwest, this term can be used to describe a person or group of people as being chill, laid back, "go with the flow" types. "If it rains, oh well, we'll make do". They're cool to hang around with because they aren't prima donnas or drama queens.
Alternatively used to more literally describe a laid back/outdoorsy style of dress usually involving hoodies/sweaters, wind breakers, or other water resistant layer to ward off potential inclement weather.

I was hanging out with a new group of people my friend introduced me to but one guy was being a real twat, the rest of them were ready for rain though.

by F0xGl0ve December 21, 2018

Man Reading

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.

Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading

by scher&air February 4, 2012