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Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
mugGet the Queef Heavingmug.

Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
by hookemyea December 15, 2011
mugGet the Glitter Queefmug.

queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.
"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."
by Apr.files February 16, 2020
mugGet the queef beetlemug.

Queef Nougat

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"
by le queef nougat August 3, 2016
mugGet the Queef Nougatmug.

pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear
Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef
by Pooplips November 27, 2018
mugGet the pooter queefmug.

queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
mugGet the queef stormmug.

lubricated queef

The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.

As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
by Neptune666 April 17, 2011
mugGet the lubricated queefmug.

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