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Gay Panic

This is when a Presumably Straight Male is in situations when they get (sometimes subtly) intimate with a Gay Male, realizes what is happening, the adrenaline kicks in, and the Presumably Straight Male acts Awkward and/or Gay.
Person A: Dude, I totally had a Gay Panic with my summer camp roommate last night.

Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.
by CMLKevin July 29, 2021
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Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.
These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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PANic

It's like bi panic but for pansexuals.
Person 1: Who would you date, Loki, Bucky, or Natasha?
Me: *PANic because I would choose all* ummm...
by IwishToHelpTheOtherPans July 31, 2021
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Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.
I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.
by TRG21. August 24, 2021
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panic suit

A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.
"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"
by Markatansky July 29, 2012
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panic dropping

Freaking out after an exam, thinking you did badly, that you immediately drop the class, only to regret it after.
I didn't realize there was a back to the exam until after I left, so I ran to my advisor and ended up panic dropping the class.
by zap228 October 1, 2013
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Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.
"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."
by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012
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