Perfuncterious

It's a rainbow shooting out of a black cloud!

She wanted to be down but just couldn't shake being perfuncterious.

by Winks99 January 21, 2017

perficle

The act of ones elbow and arm being able to be perfectly placed and rested upon one another beings shoulder. Because they are the correct height they are able to be used as a perfect arm-rest.

As the purple power ranger examined the situation further she noticed that the savage david was 'perficle' for a nice arm rest after a long night of hard core drinking of jack daniels tenneesee whiskey concocted with vanilla crown and root beer and dominos pizza.

by Purple power ranger June 3, 2017

Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.

Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.

by but for October 25, 2017

Perflemamce

Perflemamce is when you are trying to use the word "performance" but your autism is too strong.

Jose: "I prefer the mustang 2018 perflemamce pack 7,000km $48000"

Juan: "Lol did you have a seizure midway through that sentence?"

by Swiggty Swooty July 31, 2018

Perfect

Clayton

Clayton is perfect.

by Missoto Pane2000 February 4, 2019

PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD

SUCK MY BUTT LIL DICKY!

Suck my butt? How bout you take that perfectly round head of yours and suck my butt!

by Paul Ballis May 21, 2019

Perfection

My girlfriend.

Can be used in any first person scenario, such as:

My girlfriend Samantha is the urban dictionary definition for perfection.

by Don’t question it July 19, 2019