the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007

when the going gets tough the tough gets going

When the situation is difficult, it's time for you to show you can make it(the brave person acts).You face the difficulty, you don't run away.

Anna lost her job and her boyfriend dumped her for her best friend. She carried on. When the going gets tough the tough gets going. Three monthes later she was in a better job and going out with a really nice guy.

by Leonardo Manduca Sales November 28, 2007

one eye open when i am sleepin

Its when you have one eye open when you are sleepin. One eyeeeeeee

one eye open when i am sleepin, one eyeeeeee

by VroomVroomVroomVroomVroom October 6, 2021

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.

Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390

by Dewey Meister May 31, 2006

zip up his pants when you done

A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.

Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"

by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

by Diana Prince Wonder Woman March 29, 2017