knee hockey

A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.

At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.

by JewyJewsteinInMD May 3, 2021

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

fire knees

When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise

Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.

by pattykakes March 18, 2022

Sandy Knees

A proper term for giving head on the beach, Common in Coastal Cities.

Riley and his girlfriend got back late to the hotel, she had Sandy Knees ; )

by mister.Mingo July 19, 2021

Knee lunch

This is when you get on your knees and eat somebody’s crotch out.

What’re you having? Knee lunch hopefully

by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021

beans knees

Cleverly derived from the phrase “Bee’s Knees”, Beans Knees is a phrase used to describe a great coffee.

“Yo bro, this new coffee is seriously the Beans Knees!!!”

by Your Grayness May 18, 2021

Wobbly knees

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know

Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023