A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
by CreeperDude567 May 07, 2021
Rad please stop screenshotting everything i define
by consume the cat October 23, 2020
What every single website, program, and application would say when you are not connected/have problems with your Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it
Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared that said "Please check your internet connection and try again." then you got disconnected from it
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 11, 2021
by Kmqq April 22, 2023
What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
by SpeedyG877 November 24, 2020
I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.
Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."
Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.
Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core
Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.
Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core
Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009