National ARAUGH Day

National ARAUGH day is January 13th

stranger: “what day is it today?” ericteehee: “it’s national ARAUGH day.”

by ericteeheelol January 13, 2022

National Bozo Day

December 24, a day where you become a bozo for the next 24 hours.

Jake is such a bozo that he practically started National Bozo Day

by anonymous December 23, 2021

National Dababy Day

National Dababy day is the same day when Dababy was first born and ready to say “less gooO”

Joe: yo,did you know that today is National Dababy Day?
Greg: Really?!
Joe: Yeah!
Greg: Less gooO

by Smiley7383 April 19, 2021

National blowjob day

December first every girl must give there boyfriend head

Sally went down on her boyfriend for the first time on national blowjob day

by Jimbo3574 October 25, 2019

National Gay Day

November 24th is national gay day if you say no homo even once joe Biden will eat your first born alive, don’t worry about having socks on when you cuddle with the homies, whatever you do on November 24th Isn’t gay. But if you’re born on November 24th you’re just gay

National gay day

Innocent child: NO JAMES STOP

James: it’s November 24th it’s fine

Innocent child: oh go ahead

by HairyCheeseBalls November 3, 2019

National Esex day

Ok June 16 everyone should have a massive orgy

Hey it’s June 16 are you going to have esex national esex day

by Rocketfiller… June 16, 2022

National Rape Day

POV: you’re an incel and a fucking idiot

seriously though, this shit is absolutely disgusting, how mentally deficient do you have to be to think this is ok? (this being, for those who don’t know, a ‘holiday’ where it’s ‘legal’ ((no the fuck it’s not.)) to rape/sexually assault people.)

some dude idk: “yay! guys, today is National Rape Day!”

me: *literally beats him to death lol*

by tooth_overlord April 19, 2021