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National fart day

On October 10th, national fart day is a day respecting and honoring all the farts that has happened in the world over time.
Bro, it’s national fart day!
by Kamwalker245 October 3, 2020
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The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.
Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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National bring your boyfriend to work day

On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies
National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies
by Juice wrld 999 shiiiiiii October 20, 2020
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National Stomp on Short People Day

October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
by thlying October 22, 2020
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National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
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March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!
Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
by evxnkndy March 13, 2021
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