Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number March 02, 2016

Monke Balls

You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.

Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 3: "Monke Balls."
Man 1 & 2: "Yes."

by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022

paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell November 30, 2006

monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.

Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE

by zyledotpng October 08, 2022

Dust Monk

noun — A grimy elder, a wise figure who’s endured immense hardship and does not concern himself with appearances for anybody.

"Old heads around here? Straight Dust Monks with a code."

by Fingr April 14, 2025

monk release

a monk getting released

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Sneaky._.monke

A normal straight Gorilla tag content creator

"Hi I'm Sneaky._.monke and I have a dad"

by Random7284 March 22, 2022