Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 16, 2009
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chasing leaves

Chasing leaves is the term for the state you end up in, when high as a kite on Recreational Pharmecuticals. Its the point where you are completely at odds with what is happening around you, previously called 'tripping'.
Bob - "Are you ok there Gadd?"

Gadd - "Fuckin right mate, Im chasing Leaves here lad"
by Paul Gadd July 09, 2007
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a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
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baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 04, 2020
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Leave

Leave is said when someone is sad bc of you (dont worry he/she needs only some time)
Girl 1 :Leave,now
Girl 2 :...why
by 3MO_L0V3 September 02, 2021
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leave

a name for stray kids(kpop group) antis. since stray kids fans are called STAY, antis are called LEAVE, because we don’t want you to stay.
person 1: “why does that person hate stray kids so much?”
person 2: “cause they’re a leave.”
by nsjdrjejenejskskskdjdjdjdjdjdj January 06, 2022
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leave

what my father is a pro at
me:dad we r out of milk

dad:ill go leave and get sum
me :never sees dad again
by u r die April 09, 2021
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