Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.

1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.

by Obviousisme February 3, 2014

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lacadicitis

The lacking of getting the dick

Its been a minute...I think I have a case of lacadicitis.

by hotbox12 April 15, 2014

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Ladedric

The ugliest, most ghetto kid to ever walk the planet. Stay away from them. They have AIDS.
They are super competitive, and fight/argue with everyone they become friends with. They most definitely cannot keep a secret, but sometimes that comes in handy.

"Can you believe Ladedric got her pregnant?" "I totally can. He couldn't keep his mouth shut either"

by vaginalwarts February 8, 2015

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lace bite

Typically used by coaches who just shouldn't be on the ice. When you tie your skates too tight and you take that first step on the ice and you get a sharp pain on the top of your foot and you're like oh shit that hurts. Hydrate well and it won't happen!

Coach: alright boys let's get a skate in I'll show you how to do the drill
*starts skating and falls*

Coach: ah shit boys I dont suck its the lace bite

by Bender0920 April 15, 2016

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