Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...

That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!

by jarzilla4187 April 25, 2021

Gengar In A Jar

Someone who keeps flexing his Tintin merchandise, Lego sets and won't stop asking you to play Pokemon showdown.

"He is the alpha Gengar In A Jar"

by Smorterra March 10, 2020

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 October 20, 2015

Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks

Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.

by marylincoln March 25, 2011

jar lover

when a man loves a jar so much that the jar is his bf/gf

" i found out tom is a jar lover "

by memaw757 December 16, 2021

jar

The expression "jar" derived from a practice among figurine collectors, where they place the figurine inside a glass jar, and then slowly fill the jar up with cum. It may also be used as a reaction or response emoji toward someone posting about their figurine collection.

Degen: More figurines arrived today!! <image of Aqua and Yunyun>
User 1: do you put them in jars?
User 2: 🫙
User 3: LMAO, he's gonna jar them too
User 4: NOOO, not Aqua!
Degen: There's nothing weird about collecting figurines... some people collect weird keyboards !
User 1: I've never seen someone jar a keyboard before ...

by user8008135 February 06, 2024

Jar

A cylindrical glass container that can be used to display My Little Pony figurines and milk, among other things.

"W-why is Rainbow Dash in a jar?"

by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023