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suck junkie

A girl who uses her cooch to mooch. A girl that sucks to get what they want. SUCK JUNKIE!!!!!!
When a girl or guy wants something, and have no money, they use oral sex to get what they want. SUCK JUNKIE
by b_thizzd September 25, 2013
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ass-sex-junkie

Main Entry: ass-sex-junk·ie

Pronunciation: 'as-'seks-'j&ng-kE

Function: noun

Date: 21st century

: a) a person who derives inordinate pleasure from or who is dependent on ass-sex. b) an individual addicted to giving or receiving anal sex. c) one who likes hot-hot-poll in their tight-tight-hole, especially the rectum. d) as if they were a narcotics addict, only their drug of choice is the sweet, sweet Hershey highway.
She's not a butt-slut, she's just an ass-sex-junkie and likes anal pleasure.
by Gecko Venom December 31, 2003
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Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
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marijuana junkie

a person that is addicted to smoking marijuana
"i'm a marijuana junkie because im addicted to pot"
by dougie19 September 15, 2009
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slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November
Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."
by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014
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respectability junkie

a small minded individual(quite often Irish)who aspires to nothing more in life than acquiring job, mortgage, girlfriend in order to fit in with his/her equally small minded peers
"Edmunter with his lies and his sh*t garden parties is such a respectability junkie"
by clairef August 3, 2008
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urban dic-junky

looks like he defined his own word.
look at this urban dic-junky.
by castles August 15, 2006
mugGet the urban dic-junkymug.

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