jackie habermann

a girl who loves her family more than her own life

I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.

by itjustis April 27, 2017

Jackie Aufalaught

One of the most unique, beautiful and talented creatures this world has ever has ever witnessed . With her mesmerizingly sexy yet classic and jaw dropping good looks, that girl is thack stacked and sexy af. She possesses a qick draw comedic witt that will leave you wondering "did she just make that up or did a team of accomplished writers spend the last month coming up with that perfect punchline?" She will leave you awestruck if you ever get the privilege to see her in person by her style, visual charm and magnetic personality alone. Often heard yelling one or several of the following phrases after doing some hood ass gangster shit: "Yaga", "GANG GANG", "Fug you", "all dick no balls", "Ya mammas a hoe.", "WHOOOO!!", "Ya like it?" or "Gayyyyyy" To name only a few, while toting her ukulele and flashing the ball gazer 👌to anyone homosexual enough to look. She sucks dix like she smokes her cigarettes, all the way to the butt. If you ever get the pleasure to experience her Gawk Gawk game you will be able to die a happy man. She comes off as a hard ass but in fact is one of the kindest, caring and real, A1 since day ones you could ever possibly have! Her name is Jackie Ohh so nice you gotta say it twice Jackie Aufalaught! Aka Ivanna Boufit aka Lana fostol aka that smokin' hott thing over there!

No you're not having an out of body experience and seeing the most beautiful angel playing a harp on a heavenly cloud it's Jackie Aufalaught and she's jamming out to free bird on her ukulele while blowing a sick ass ploom and making the world a better place merely by existing in it.

by VanillaSlusH January 2, 2024

jackie H

1.-a very large red pimple that explodes when it is rubbed and releases a very foul odor
2.-a green booger

2.-"wow i just picked a big old jackie H"

by Mike and Allie August 28, 2008

miss jackie

to miss jackie meaning you missed your period or you’re late to getting it.

“babe i’m late”
“did you miss jackie?”
“yeahh..”

by maliyah22 March 23, 2022

JACKIE HALL

Ugly fucking dog of a woman

Ew look at that Jackie Hall

by Bigwillymuncher April 7, 2022

Jacky

Jacky is a Asian Boi that likes to skateboard. He likes to dress trendy,when he goes for a skate. Jacky likes to have a sesh with the boys,when he’s not skating. Jacky is a nice Asian eshlad.

Wow! that Asian skater jacky is so good at skating.

by YungboiD August 1, 2019

A Jackie

Is the type of person that humps a lot a bit like a jack Russel doesn’t matter if it’s clothes on or clothes off they will go for initiation

1st person ayo there’s a Jackie fam, she’s being a jack russel

2nd person; yeah bruv that’s crease ya’knooooo

3rd person, let’s join in on that Jackie bruv

by Pooja69 December 22, 2022