Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

Hoodie Alzeimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzeimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024

Hoodie Day :)

On the 8th March, if your girl asks for your hoodie you must give it to her.

Rach: “ lukey can I please have your hoodie”
Lucas: “only if you beat me in Mario kart...”
Rach: “well it’s hoodie day :) so you must give it to me :)”
Lucas: “... fine”

by Jessgf March 5, 2021

National Give your Girlfriend A Hoodie Day

August 25th , 2022

a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!

Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3

by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

Hoodie day!!!

Boys give their hoodie to anyone if they ask for it. For as long as they want.

Her: give me your hoodie

Him: why

Her:its November 13th, it’s hoodie day!!!

by ....Sarah November 12, 2020