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helicumpter

When one is blindfolded and, while spinning in a circle, masturbates to ejaculation, allowing the load to go where it may.
Bro, last night I locked myself in your closest and totally gave myself a Helicumpter.
by TheDanejohnsonmishawakaindiana December 19, 2014
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Helicockter

When you stand naked in a room spinning with your arms out in the middle of room yelling “weewooweewooweewoo” until authorities are called.
Ben: Yo why were there cops at your house?

AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station

Ben: Damn that’s crazy
by Itoldyouitsgonnahappen March 24, 2020
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Helicopterin

The act of pulling ones tampon out and vigorously twirling it around above your head in a helicoptering motion, whilst makes sure adequate blood contents are splattering around accordingly.
Trev: Dude, how did you go with that chick?
Dan: Ah man, went down on her, but she was packing heat!
Trev: FUCK MAN! Tampon?!
Dan: Yeah man...but you know what I did!
Trev: Helicoptered that bitch??!
Dan: YOU KNOW IT! Was helicopterin like a mother fucker! *high five*. Her walls will never be the same.
by The Wright Delight October 26, 2011
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Hellicopter

The way a man moves his penis in a circular motion
woah look at that hellicopter!
by _hxley_ September 16, 2016
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helichopter

a girl (or boy) who bites down while giving a blow job
friend 1: my dickstill hurts from last night
friend 2: why bro?
friend 1: marissa is a helichopter!
by bk. may February 10, 2014
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helicoptering

the act of rotating ones penis, thereby emulating that of the blades of a helicopter.
My girlfriend was giving me lip, but after a good long helicoptering, she just bled to death
by Alex Wisniewski July 5, 2007
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a slap happy hellacopter

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!
by Dave 6 September 23, 2003
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