Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.
That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner
by Calvin McClusky July 29, 2008
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Ghetto Maiden

The leader of the Pack. The ghetto maiden is the at the top of the heap. In sophisticated mainstream circles they would call her a lady.

Wears her Raiders hat crooked and tells muthafukers they ain't shit.

This hood rat knows when to take one up the poop shoot and when to be a Ghetto Maiden. Behind closed doors or behind some bushes; or in a parked rusted can of bolts, a 2005 Chevy.
Sly guy: "yo what up man. Where did you find that fine specimen with you last night? That is a Ghetto Maiden for sure"

Pimp Daddy l: "Down at the corner, she can inflate a deadman she is that good"
by T_rump_supporter March 23, 2017
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Ghetto Limo

Referred to as the bus, or the ghetto limo.

A "classier way" to refer to the bus.
Kid #1 - " Ayo dude,you got a ride for later?"

Kid #2 - "Hell Nah Nigga, I'm riding the ghetto limo"
by bitchi'mill. August 09, 2009
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ghetto-baller

Insanely awesome. Different in a cutting-edge way, desirable.
That haute couture trucker hat you just got is ghetto-baller!
by skateboardchick July 13, 2009
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Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks
1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!
by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009
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ghetto bed

A bare mattress on the floor. Possibly soiled.
"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."
by Bensjammin September 21, 2011
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Ghetto Gaming

when you're playing a video game on something older than an xbox 360
Guy 1: duude brb gaming
Guy 2: It's Ghetto gaming if its a ps2man , you need an update.
by ckayelolz January 25, 2011
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