Gear victim

Ugly Whore

“Answer me you gear victim”

by Ellie Meegan April 18, 2021

Gear

A discrete term used to describe Anobolic Steroids.

Are you on/taking gear?
What kind of gear do you want?

by Super Vague Pseudonym February 9, 2018

Rusty Gear

The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.

I sharted in my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear.

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Heyes Gearing

heyes gearing, a mad lad with a huge penis, he reeks masculinity and is a amazing lad, great at smash bros, he does not let his father Kingjaspergaming stop him in his tracks, he is doused and lathered in extra virgin olive oil for keeping the ladies from spreading their legs.

friend: hey have you seen heyes gearing?
me: yeah he is a great man I love him

by big man little man December 9, 2021

gear goggles

To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.

I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on

by fluffed-up November 21, 2014

Samsung Gear

A line of wearable things by Samsung. The most popular one is the smart watches that have a rotating bezel. The Galaxy Gear, Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo, Gear S, Gear S2, Gear S2 classic, Gear S3 classic, Gear S3 Frontier, Gear Fit, Gear Fit2, Gear Fit2 Pro, and Gear Sport. Damn that's a lot of watches...

But they also have things like the Gear VR. And a few other things. It's Samsung way of bringing you to the future, even though it's really not.

Guy 1: Hey what watch you wearing
Guy 2: Oh this, it's just the Samsung Gear S2 classic. Only over $300. No big deal.
Guy 1: Damn I like that

by latrelljennings November 18, 2017