bob's fridge

An episode of distractible about Bob getting a new fridge and the horror story about its delivery

Have you listened to bob's fridge, it's great!

by JbCTGP-R October 7, 2023

shaking the fridge

When an extraordinarily obese individual gets to twerking. But the fat is too heavy, so it’s just little incremental earth shattering movements.

Did you see Mrs. So&So the minute her old YT ass heard metro booming she got to shaking the fridge!!! Dance floor scattered.

by NewMountKush November 5, 2023

Opening the Fridge

The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.

Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.

Thomas: I cant find my cellphone

Lucas: Well where did you last have it?

Thomas: By my desk..

Lucas: Did you check the drawer?

Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.

Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,

Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...

Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge

Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!

Lucas: Oh Good

Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...

Lucas: What did I just say.....

by Human53 July 18, 2024

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

broke my fridge

A slang insult suggesting that someone is overweight, implying that their fridge will be broken to prevent them from eating. Used in a mocking or derogatory way.

(#1) "I don't think we can both fit on this couch"
(#2) "Are you calling me fat?

(#2)"Can you believe it? She just broke my fridge"

by Hanboob February 20, 2025

Dirtying Up The Fridge

Where someone tongue punches a butthole until the poop comes out

“Did you see Johnny dirtying up the fridge on Jeff? It looked like a chocolate fountain after he was done”

by BrerMason February 21, 2025

To cliff my fridge out

Free space in your fridge, at least one shelf, to make room for your sake bottles.

Following the Sake Festival, I had to cliff my fridge out

by poohsticks August 10, 2025