fanny vegetarian

female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over

In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!

by JuxTheFirst October 10, 2008

Scotch fanny

1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.

2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.

Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.

by Chotello January 12, 2019

Fanny dust

When your having sexual intercorse with a female and dust starts to come out of her vagina(fanny) you usually puke and flee

Hey man you look ill you must have seen ya dogs fanny dust

by Your real dad January 13, 2018

fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.

'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'

by Juicycracks July 2, 2016

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Mo' Fanny

Even we don't know what the fuck this is...

Person: Yo wasup Mo' Fanny

Person 2: What the FUCKING HELL are you talking bout'

by anonymous6476349 November 9, 2010

Granny Fanny

Panty lines resulting from wearing fullsize panties beneath tight workout clothing such as yoga pants or spandex shorts

Checkout the Granny Fanny on that chick in the yoga class

by vitesse04 June 27, 2018