Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Double Easter

When you stick a Peep in her front and a Cadbury egg in her back.

I gave her a Double Easter for Good Friday

by Beerwench February 5, 2017

Gretchen Easterwood

Is a girl that can get anyone but doesn't want anyone for she is an independent, strong, confident woman. Her dream and future are successful and is loyal and if you ever get close with she will help you through anything and will be the funniest person you meet.

Gretchen Easterwood is my idol.

by testicalbob August 4, 2021

Drew Easter

A type of guy that you always want but can never have. He has beautiful blue eyes and a perfect nose and the most kissable lips you’ve ever seen. He's the perfect guy and the only guy who’s real with you. He’s so nice to you and cares about you but you’ll just never be more than an outlet for him. You really like him and you want a future with him but he only sees you as a friend and nothing more.

I really like him but he’s a Drew Easter, it will never happen.

by Justagirlwithopinionsonpeople January 18, 2024

mexican easter bunny

the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone

im gonna make a mexican easter bunny

by mexican easter bunny February 24, 2024

Black Easter

Black Easter is a Holiday founded by Irving Aguilera after the passing of his Black Havana Rabbit. The Holiday starts from March 15 to March 31st The Holiday consist of remembering and honoring Irving’s rabbit “Blas Aguilera” with the Rabbit representing Fertility & Life. And March 15th representing the demise of the Rabbit. People who celebrate the Holiday should be expected to wear Black for 16 days. And after the 16th, the individual is set to wear White until the resurrection of Jesus.

I’m wearing Black in March. I’m celebrating Black Easter.

by Knitty March 18, 2024

Black Easter

Holiday was created to honor & remember Blas Aguilera a Havana Rabbit owned by Irving Aguilera. The Holiday starts in March 15 & ends when Spring is over.

I’m going to celebrate Black Easter, I’m wearing black!

by Knitty March 22, 2024