dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold

person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)

by Questionforgodwhy April 08, 2021

dork heaven

Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."

by autumnbeware October 09, 2011

coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.

(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."

by JimBean25 May 11, 2017

Choir dork

A kid who is in choir and kind of annoying, pretty much the equivalent to a band dork. They are so obsessed with choir that they do the warm-ups at full volume in the shower, and stock their director on social media. They’re friends with other choir nerds and choir dorks, they worship the director like there The supreme Lord of everything. They are smarter than band dorks, but they can be just as weird. Note: they are arch enemies with band geeks and band nerds.

Polly: Jacob is such a choir dork, he hangs out with others of his kind.

by Purpstar615 November 23, 2022

Dork President

The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.

Gloria is such a Dork President. Its so Adorkable.

by JamesZ November 03, 2005

dork squared

This is something shared between Seth and Sarah that will never fade away. It's our form of being so insanely awesome that even the geeky things we do are considered phenominal in the eyes of society. It kept our relationship together over a year and a half time span of not seeing or being able to speak to eachother. DORKS RULE!

"Sarah, you are like... a huge dork."
"Yeah. Well, so are you! We can be dorks together."
"hahahahaha ok"
"WE CAN BE DORK SQUARED!"

(that's how it started for those of you who are wondering)

by Sarah E. Scott-Salcedo February 06, 2007

Dorking

"Dorking" is when a Skid (a wannabe hacker) decides to play digital Sherlock Holmes by snooping around the internet. They're like that nosy neighbor who can't resist peeking through everyone's windows, So next time you catch someone dorking, just imagine them in a deerstalker hat and pipe,

this guy loves dorking with other people
I was Dorking all night long,

by ShadowByte March 26, 2024