Newington Disease

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.

Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!

by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022

Neistats Disease

The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".

Man, Birdsnake has been working so hard... I think he has Neistats Disease.

The millennial population suffers from Neistats.

I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!

by IamAmandaBrown April 19, 2018

Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available

Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease

by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.

Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

by KickassMike March 9, 2010

Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.

Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

Xbox Disease

A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.

Wow, John does nothing but play Xbox. I think he may have contracted Xbox Disease.

by litpenguin May 7, 2018

Mamousa disease

A disease where you have sucked dick too much that your tounge falls off and your finger tips turn yellow and your toes turn blue and your neck turns teal.

I have Mamousa disease from sucking my brothers dick to long.

by Hungeyhank February 28, 2019