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Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
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dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.
Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.
by RealOne97 April 18, 2018
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Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!
by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022
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My Dad

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(
by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021
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Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk
Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth
by A72728228 April 30, 2021
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Jacob's Dad

A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
by negrotime! February 21, 2018
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Inappropriate Dad

Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means

(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!
by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009
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