A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Period Couple

a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.

Yo, Sarah and Timmy are a period couple!

by Fuck yes May 21, 2015

couple

When 2 people are deeply in love with someone else

Kareem and Vivien are such a good couple
That couple should get married

by stephanie and hannah November 6, 2017

Perfect couple

A relationship between two people (like Anya and Jevro), that is amazing and just perfection (like Anya and Jevro).

3 meals a day? More like 3 fucks a day, those are perfect couple goals!

by Janya shipper March 16, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024