E-mail Coma/Loop

Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.

Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...

Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!

Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?

by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010

soul and a thousand comas

A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.

Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.

by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011

Cindy’s Comma

A comma that, while grammatically correct, seems suspiciously placed.

Cindy: Fuck you, idiot
Jake: Did you just use a cindy’s comma?

Cindy: oh 🤗

by JustFred January 16, 2021

Comance

When somebody is in love with a couple.
Other forms comancing-verb, comanced-adv., comancing- adj.

That was one crazy comance!

by RabioticChimp July 4, 2008

Comanche Snow Plow

The first step to the Comanche Snow Plow is to throw in a fat dip. Then make your partner put her left foot over her head and spit on your dick and ram it in her ass so hard that she wails like a Comanche Indian.

Holy shit Jake did you just see that Comanche Snow Plow last night

by The Alaskan King Snow Crab April 9, 2011

Food comma

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness after eating a meal resulting in either zoning out or falling asleep. This problem can be solved by taking a nap or consuming any content that prevents sleep.

This problem often happens when a person wakes up early in the morning to eat breakfasts and then waits till noon to eat lunch. The effects of food comma can be found fifteen to twenty minutes after such person eats lunch.

by Mr. Jackets December 26, 2011

comage

The act of bobbing your head vigorously.

Pronounciation: Cum-ah-jeh

Listening to music makes me comage immensly.

by Gump Giggens April 26, 2006