by Rachegeomadness October 08, 2016
A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids January 01, 2022
The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024
Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking
by ScrubMasterFTW October 04, 2021
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If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.
by I Eat Afghans August 09, 2023
A cold beverage , that is usually drank in the evening with friends or family.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.
by r0berrt0_prujeM January 25, 2022