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hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis
johny drank the hando cocktail
by handito November 12, 2009
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Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
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Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 4, 2019
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indian cocktail

When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.
Last night I had an indian cocktail, and I had to take a shower
by _mr boy_ April 5, 2020
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Titanic Cocktail

A cocktail made by using a glass and filling it with cold water and ice. Shake and serve.
George sipped slowly on his refreshing titanic cocktail.
by ScomTott September 28, 2021
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Cumayo cocktail

When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
My big burly man of a boyfriend whipped me up a cumayo cocktail last night!
by MayoBartender November 24, 2021
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French Cocktail

When the girl is upside down and you cum in her throat and she throws it up back onto you.
I just finished and she French cocktailed me, but at least I finished.
by Kuertionary April 22, 2023
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