cocktail attire

Whatever the hell you want to wear. Nobody knows what this means.

The RSVP said cocktail attire was required, so I wore whatever the fuck I wanted.

by Mars Johnson January 17, 2024

Cosby Cocktail

The act of coitus between two men, where the "fucker" puts a sedative tablet in the head of his penis, to insert into the "fuckees" anus, where it will become active. Once inserted, the "fuckee" will now have a tail, made of cock... a, cocktail and "cosby" cocktail, due to the sedative.

"Ah yeah, my rings stull hurtin from when Steve gave me that cosby cocktail last night".

"Ah yeah Dave, how did you like that cosby cocktail"

by Bill Nye The Cosby Guy October 30, 2021

cocktail

A cold beverage , that is usually drank in the evening with friends or family.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.

Yo wanna cocktail?
Nahh fam I aint gai boii...

by r0berrt0_prujeM January 25, 2022

Brazilian cocktail

A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail

man had shit stained teeth after having a Brazilian cocktail

Why are your teeth brown?

by Big Kirby January 20, 2021

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025