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Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless
get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes
by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023
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children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
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Summer Children

A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.
Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.
by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024
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Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.
“let’s get these pizza children home safe”
by xokillme June 16, 2024
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