Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
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Catholic Cathedral

Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.
FrolloQuasi i heard your bells scream all night. I’m done with this Catholic Cathedral.”
by Csprings June 01, 2023
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This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.
why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing
by ccanonymous January 29, 2025
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A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
I have depression

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I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School
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Lake Michigan Catholic

A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
Lake Michigan Catholic is trash.
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oh, you go to paramus catholic?
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Holy Name Catholic School

A Catholic elementary school in Toronto situated on the dish with one spoon covenant, It is located on 690 Carlaw.
I went to Holy Name Catholic School (NHCS).
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