eau de burka

That unmistakable scent of ass, vag and body odor all mixed together under a burka.

Aziz: That is a very nice burka you have on today.
Omar: Why thank you. No matter how nice it looks it still reeks underneath it.
Aziz: I believe you. I caught a waft as you passed by. I can't imagine a full on assault of said odor.

Omar: Sit down ! Stop telling lies ! I've had enough of this nonsense. It was not I who crapped in the hallway ! It was Rashida !

Aziz: The nose knows, Mrs. Omar. You are packing a triple threat to the olfactory senses under there. Eau de burka.

by cut the cards March 3, 2026

Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

JoJo Fanon character that's name made me have a stroke

Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?

by Heatrandevourerofhats January 3, 2025