bruh moment

some shit 9th graders utter every single day at every single little thing because they're 14 and follow 47 meme pages on instagram.

every time "bruh moment" is uttered, a wrinkle in your brain goes away

spanish 2 teacher: there's going to be a sub tomorrow
annoying fucking 9th grader: thats a bruh moment
me, an 11th grader stuck in a spanish 2 class, in my head: please shut the fuck up child

by brandonwith3ns May 12, 2019

Flag

Get the bruh moment mug.

chill bruh

When your homeboy is acting savage like

I'd smash your mom fam
Chill bruh

by Black Knowledge March 25, 2016

Flag

Get the chill bruh mug.

Bruh Button

A button used when a "stupid" remark is made by your piers.

Also used when you can't stand to listen to your chink teacher or chink friends

"Your gay fatass" *hit him with the bruh button* "Bruh!"

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

Flag

Get the Bruh Button mug.

Bruh Momentum

The inertia created by Naruto running away from any uneventful or potentially harmful situation.

Person 1: *Naruto Runs away from library:
Person 2: "Wow, that guy has some real bruh momentum"

by SpunkyFazbear September 3, 2019

Flag

Get the Bruh Momentum mug.

bruh girl

for all the people that aren't getting it yet. a bruh girl cannot be a girl who has kissed every damn guy in her friend group. and did not join the group because of a crush they had on one of them. a bruh girl is a masculine girl or just straight up a lesbian.

M: why are you wearing a sweater and bottoms in summer
W: cuz i feel like it
M: your such a bruh girl

by a lesbian with common sense October 3, 2020

Flag