Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023

Smokey Brown

Smoking weed while sitting on the shitter

"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"

by ThatStankDank June 9, 2014

The Brown Zepplin

Where one person sticks a balloon in another persons ass. Then blows it up until it pops inside of that persons ass!

Dang, The Brown Zepplin left so much air in my cornhole!

by LpCarrDsch May 19, 2011

The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.

I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

brown zero

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.

After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.

by computernut October 3, 2009

Brown grandma

A brown grandma is an elderly woman that sharted her pants.

"Man she's a brown grandma!" Said john.

by luqerbqli January 22, 2018

Brown Scooby

The act of straddling a person's back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. Keep layering the feces to form a 'Cake of Shit.'
Congratulations,
You have achieved Brown.

Chris: Hey, give me a Brown Scooby right now Kyle, you bitch.
Kyle: *Performs Scoobening*

by Korogum March 5, 2015