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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
mugGet the Spider-Man a Bathroommug.
the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
do you wanna go to the nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathrooms and smoke a joint?
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021
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No Bathroom Breaks

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.
Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*
by FatPat_P March 6, 2018
mugGet the No Bathroom Breaksmug.

bathroom stuff

Bathroom stuff is anything that has to do with things you do in the bathroom. This includes any and all bathroom business including showering, and the other gross stuff. This also includes making f*rting noises or p*eing sounds over the phone.
“Hey, I’m gonna go take a dump brb”
“NO BATHROOM STUFF!!!”
by BigBacon24 June 10, 2024
mugGet the bathroom stuffmug.

Bathroom Dasher

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim
Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011
mugGet the Bathroom Dashermug.

womens bathroom

The most supportive positive place a woman can go with no judgement .usually gone to in pairs.
I’m feeling really sad can we go to the womens bathroom together
by Kenziee2 November 11, 2022
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airplane bathroom

A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.
*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*
by EenBeen June 13, 2020
mugGet the airplane bathroommug.

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