worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

put you in a barrel

a missing person found chopped up in a barrel, found washed up in a parks sewer.

"dont make me put you in a barrel"
"hide you in a barrel"
"get in the barrel"

by NotMeeee November 12, 2009

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Double Barrel Thot Gun

When a girl is being double penetrated and the men orgasm simultaneously

"Me and Chad were tag-teaming this girl last and we totally gave her a Double Barrel Thot Gun

by NeoSpy November 27, 2018

double barrel shotgun nose

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.

by The fag that u hate December 15, 2017

double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

keep the barrel side out

To play down an argument within your peer group and instead focus on the enemy, dealing with the problem later.

“Let’s keep the barrel side out, fight the enemy; not each other.”

by IUseThe725 November 13, 2020