A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
Get the Big Dick Unicornmug. by Ruthanne199 August 9, 2021
Get the Big dick daddymug. Ricky is a 10 out of 10 in looks personality and omg he is so funny makes my undies wet hearing his sexy voice .when people say the perfect guy don't exist I laugh and say well you ain't met big dick have ya
Omg look at that muscular handsome man who looks like he is chiseled out of stone by God himself oh no it's just my reflection da. Ricky (BIG DICK) you fine
by Barry Evans November 17, 2024
Get the Ricky (Big dick)mug. Girl 1: Bro is that a Big Dick Daddy?
Girl 2: Yeah; he fucked me last night. He's 14 inches!!
Girl 1: Holy shit!!!
Girl 2: Yeah; he fucked me last night. He's 14 inches!!
Girl 1: Holy shit!!!
by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 23, 2021
Get the Big Dick Daddymug. Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,
John: Fuck off little big dick,
by dumb skanks October 18, 2020
Get the Little Big Dickmug. by Bdr leader February 21, 2020
Get the Big dick ramsmug. Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.
Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...
Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...
by Alexandrum July 20, 2023
Get the go big or suck dickmug.